1. Playboy loves abortion: Both Exploit Women!
  2. Jesus: Bridge over troubled waters!
  3. Sunrise at Sunset!
  4. An Issue of High Moment - Why am I here?
  5. What the world needs right now!
  6. The Book that remains on the battlefields of life to preach the funerals of those who oppose it!
  7. It's not as bad as you've heard.  It's worse!
  8. Stop the world - I want to get off!
  9. Old sculptures for sale: Very Cheap!
  10. Come join the lemming-like dash to disaster!
  11. Mutilated, stapled or bent?  Call to Jesus!
  12. The World's most popular Stranger.
  13. Drive carefully.  Motorists are subject to recall by their maker!
  14. Roses are red, violets blue;  I'm schizophrenic and so am I!
  15. Why am I here?   Why am I living?
  16. Jesus: Don't leave earth without Him!
  17. Men and Women: Fulfilled in Christ Jesus!
  18. Disillusioned acidheads listen up!
  19. Guess what's better than gold!